...and which, of course, I now have to have:
Leave piddly doodling to the piddly doodlers--for your, er, my next big idea, I'm gonna use these bad boys/girls. I need a few of these for the office.
They'd also be great to put on my office door when I'm out, you know?
"At court, genius. Yes, that means your 'project' has to wait."